April 8th, 2008

  • roybot

"Polybutylene"

"We are sorry ma'am. Your home's plumbing was recalled before you were born.
You cannot have flood insurance.", says the insurance saleswoman to the young mother.
I pass a white Yugo on the main street.
It appears to be in fine condition, driven by a older gentleman.
On the AM radio, I hear Nevenen - Digital Round.
Overhead, a radio beam, carrying data and this very yugo post.

Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire)
  • roybot

freud stole my id

doom level 32 cyberdeomn]],
I CREATED THIS NEW UNIVERSE EVERYTIME I DREAMED, LITTLE LEGO MEN CLUTCHING ONTO LIFE, FOLLOWING US FROM THE DESERTS. I DREAMT OF THE DESERT, OF A MAN THAT WOULD KILL ME. I WAS HIDDEN AND THE PUEBLOS WATCHED. I WAS DISCOVERED AND I HAD TO FLEE, HE CHASED ME FOR MILES. I ENDED UP INSIDE A BUILDING. THE BUILDING WAS HUGE, EMPTY, EXCEPT FOR THE SECURITY CHECKPOINT WHICH I PASSED THROUGH TO END UP IN A DIFFERENT NOT SO EMPTY ROOM, MUCH LIKE A DEPARTMENT STORE aaaaa. THIS ROOM WAS FILLED WITH PATROLS OF THE MAN THAT WANTED MY SOUL. I COULD GO FURTHER AND FURTHER. OVER SOME CRATES. DOWN AND UP AN ELEVATOR. OUTSIDE IN THE TRUCK UNLOADING ZONE. UP OVER THE FENCE. SECURITY APPEARED OUT THE DOOR BEHIND ME. I JUMPED INTO THE MINITRASHDUMPSTER THINGS TO HIDE FOR A MOMENT AND THEN GRABBED MY NEW-FOUND BUDDY AND RAN AROUND THE CORNER TOWARDS THE LEGO TRUCK. THE SKY WAS ALL BLACK, AND PAST THE ROAD NOTHING EXISTED. I COULD SENSE THEM GETTING CLOSER. I GOT IN THE DRIVER SEAT, 2 MORE LEGO BUDDIES GRABBED ONTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK AND WE TOOK OFF. COP CARS PURSUED BUT WE MANAGED TO GET INTO AN ELEVATOR AND GO UP ONTO A BUILDING. A HUGE BUILDING IN A LARGE CITY, THAT HAD THE INSIDE BORED THROUGH WITH AGE AND WHATNOT. THERE WERE NOT MUCH LEFT OF FLOORS, JUST VARIOUS THINGS STICKING OUT AND WE HAD TO GET DOWN. THIS WOULD BE DIFFICULT. WE CLIMBED DOWN AND WENT AROUND, WE HAD TO MAKE 2 JUMPS,ONE WHICH NEARLY KILLED ME. ONE OF MY LEGO BUDDIES IMPALED HIS FACE ON A BRICK WALL AND THEN RESPAWNED. WE KEPT GOING DOWNWARD, IT WAS DIFFICULT AND THEN I WOKE UP.

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT