March 8th, 2008

  • roybot

LET"S WRITE A POEM

WHEN YOU RUN OVER YOUR TOE WITH A WHEELIE CHAIR
OW, IT HURTS
WHEN YOU GRIP A MUG OF HOT TEA A LITTLE TOO HASTILY
OW, IT HURTS
WHEN YOU CARELESSLY ANSWER A TELEPHONE AND CLUB YOURSELF IN THE FACE WITH THE RECEIVER
OW, IT HURTS
WHEN YOUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IMPOSES A POLICE STATE IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM
OW, IT HURTS
WHEN RICED OUT YUGO HAS MORE TRUTH THAN THE NEWS
OW, IT HURTS

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker