once again, man in mp3 screams about cancelling his next birthday. web browser peruses nail wikipedia. soundtrack consisting of blurry whirling butcher knife. somewhere, at internet sanity central, someone completely misinterprets my previous statement, and presumes i am a violent loony. in reality, i am simpy a loony that flails around verbally, mentally, and physically in order to achieve a few minutes of being able to sit still. i am not organized enough for violence.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker