February 1st, 2008

  • roybot

angry veteran on x-files is not afraid to admit past misjudgements.

angry veteran has gun collection. he angerly claims he is armed well-enough to defend himself against whatever is coming. but you can't be armed against deep-sea tentacles. deep sea tentacles come. he screams. he shoots wildly. the screaming stops. the shooting stops. tentacles rescind. federal agents listen. silence. federal agents bust in the door. is angry veteran dead?? no. angry veteran steps out. angry veteran clutches rifle. angry veteran rescinds his previous opinion regarding armaments.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

pudding construction: a diatribe

a diatribe, epicdemic, etrustcan, my good friend. that is how it is and how it was, and how it whence will be when. just then, jesus descended from the sky and gave me my ham sandwich, finally the cocksucker***. god dropped some fire on the decks, and we were in business. hair paralasys, autodynamic network synchonization via frequencies. encoding frequency shift, a peek @ sabrewulf in-joke.vbs. malarquency construct. extended fold-out ramification, parallaxing deluxe xtenzo beds. chiminurrzwawa what u kiddin me? hax hax ha xhahxh 2600 fiwiwiiirwi BEEPEBVEP PLEASE UUSE OWQOEOW fff

sorry there, just frazzed out for a moment. i hope you'll forgive suspicious delaquenciation of frequences rendered to-date. i think you will find the product most useful, madam, once you understand how to use it properly.

anyways, after i hate the ham sandwich, it forgive me because it was Holy Shit. o yea, kool aid. the kool-aid i brought myself.

and with the product, ma'am, you won't ever have to otherwise bring dat shit yoself, yo.

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*** RICED OUT YUGO IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACCUSATIONS REGARDING JESUS AND FELLATIO

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker