January 30th, 2008

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cedentante

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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riced out promo

stephen spielberg as stephen hawking part II
a richard nixon film
STARRING
guy lombardo as
a fucking corpse
Yyour hardearned dollars as
movie industry profit
based on a book club by oprah winfrey.
$$$ plz.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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SCENE FROM CSI TELEVISION SHOW

man surveys science dummy. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man sighs glumly, and seems to steel himself up. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man steps forward, grabs science dummy from behind, and holds a knife to his throat. science dummy is mounted to the floor. man quickly slits throat of science dummy. science dummy sprays a gratioutious shower of science paint, and is mounted to the floor. the paint is red, of course, but it is still just paint. real blood is too messy for real science. man photographs results.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker