January 18th, 2008

  • roybot

you can't shoot mites

man on xfiles tells monkey wrenches to come out. he has gun he clutches tensely. he is willing to shoot. but the monkey wrenches are mites. you can't shoot mites. you can't shoot mites. man sees mites. man flees into car, closes doors. man furiously tries to start car as flourescent green mites swarm down. man screams as he is overcome by storm of digital green dots.

earlear: different man in hat says, "i just want to take core samples of this tree, steve." this is supposed to placate steve, man on xfiles, clutching gun with the tensely.

now: another science session.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker