December 22nd, 2007

  • roybot

ceasons greetz u cunts.

ceasons greetz u cunts.

yawning, come to daddy style
heeeaaaAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh.

dinner menu
pie and mash

not aphex twin
luke vibert, afx, the tuss

aphex twin
aphex twin

cupcake recipe
Preheat oven to 350 degrees, 420 if in canada, and 240 if in europe. Line cupcake pans with paper liners, unless you like to practice cupcake dentistry.

Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large mixing deck (soundcraft or mackie). Add shortening, milk, and snare. Beat for 1 minute on medium speed, stop before the police arrive. Scrape side of bowl with a spatula and congratulate yourself on a job well done.

Posted by Richard D. James
  • roybot

pleather von snax

contrary to the expectations of the casual yugo perviewer, when he drinkqs a lot of coffee, the reverend tedward q. porktanker is more than able to keep up with the hyperfukbot. in fact, his rambling parcheesi has the cursory potential to exceed his hyperactive drivel, replacing pure volume with words of mind-bending vocabulary analogy thesaurus boogie datagram fun. thrice malarky aside, the ham is waxing, waning, and gevalt. NOT JEWISH!! oh, you naughty ham.

new paragraph. new sentence. additional statement. statement in addendum. appendation. appedecitus-centric post-script. post-post-script post-script. forth without the religion.

fifth paragraph, in actuality the third, but how do you know i didn't write two before and delete them, or two afterwards and then unwrite them? i have a thyme machine and i'm not afraid to add salt.

fourth dimenson, some would say it is time. in actuality it is the level of riced out, the yugo, shedonky. i think i funt myself.

fifth wave. i think that's a book or comic or something but i don't know for sure please don't sue me for trademark infringement. lol lawyers, you ain't got shit on the yugo. first one that tries will receive a form-letter response that takes five years of work by the finest legal minds to unravel the meaning of, and another ten to formulate a proper response to. by the time that is taken care of, riced out yugo will own half the planet and send all lawyers to the gas chambers, and rtqp will eat an extra can of beans for them. bean there, bun that.

sixth nonsense. credible staltworth. incredible stalwort. mugwort, mugwump, muckrakers, chestnut bakers. chestnut grobbler. apple scientific eccentric. steve jobs's lone chest hair. telephone von plaster electric boogie eclectic. john dillinger skidoo 24.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker