December 13th, 2007

  • roybot

statistical dead heat

statistical dead heat
ass firmly in seat
autonomous naval fleet
delicious things to eat
odiferous nude feet
unable to complete
mosquitos sans DEET
shreds of ol' wheat
the two ends meet
rhymebuffer is deplete

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

i am going to write some terrible jokes for you all

Q: What video game system do chickens play?
A: chikens play on XBAWKS BAWK BAwK BAWk XBAWKS

Q: How many [ethnics] does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: THOSE TERRORISTS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT

Q: Joke?
A: Punchline!!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a joke?
A: 4.27 * 10^32

Q: What is a Riced Out Yugo?
A: It is the punchline to this joke

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker