December 10th, 2007

  • roybot

oi m8s

Am my mates seem to have one of these things so i thought i better get one.I am 24 and i am a painter and decorator, I enjoy drinking with my mates and taking the mikkey of of graham marshall.I also enjoy playing snooker and cricket. I am also a mad Carlisle united fan.


Music
abba, Five, Boyzone.

Films
pulp fiction

Sports
football

Scared Of
Graham Marshall and gary masons right foot.

Happiest When
Watching carlisle united. Also happy when playing cricket or drinking with my mates and Wilson.

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Last Active: 2 days
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Hometown: keswick
Member Since: May 2006

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

RICED OUT YUGO FEAT AKON

I GOTS ME A CADILLAC AND DOLLAS
ALL THE HOEZ KNOWZ MY NAME
I STOLE YO CAR TWICE
THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO PRISON
BUT I STOLE THE VERDICT
AND HID IT IN MY KHAKI PANTS
I GOTS ME A GOLD CHAIN
I'M THE DEVIL, BITCHES


Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

bitches don't know about my riced out yugo

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE ALLCAPS. SPEAK UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. NOW WE'RE GOING TO LIST ABOUT BITCHES THAT DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY RICED OUT YUGO:
- GEORGE BUSH
- MARTHA STEWART
- THAT BITCH THAT REJECTED ME IN 9TH GRADE
- DRACULA 3000
- CELERY
- RANDALL BANNNNNNNISTER
- LASSIE
- BIGGIE SMALLS
- MAJOR ALAN "DUTCH" SCHAEFER
- CEILING CAT
- EMPEROR PALPATINE
- T-PAIN
NOTE: THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE MOST DEFINITELY DO KNOW ABOUT MY RICED OUT YUGO: PNRFNE

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT