December 7th, 2007

  • roybot

WHY NOT GET SOMEONE A CAR FOR CHRISTMAS??

why not get someone a car this christmas?? cars make a perfect, unique gift. you can even get a stupid fucking giant bow to tie on it. never mind the fact that, come easter, repo men will be loading that car onto a flatbed semi, due to your inability to make payments... IT'S CHRISTMAS!! don't be a grinch, get in the spirit of the season. drop 30k on a car you can't afford and don't need, on the premise that it will make you happy and pretty like the people in the commercials. how can you resist touching, nostalgic renditions of christmas carols played while interest and annuity terms scroll by? don't think. buy car. purchase happiness, on credit.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

word problems

if 37 shoppers are in a mall and one (1) disgruntled gentleman walks in with a semiautomatic rifle under his sweater, how far into this post can RTQP get before offending people, consequently creating himself a Word Problem?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

refutation of statements made by Mr. The Plague

this is in response to this post. it came up on the yugo randomizer, and i felt compelled to comment.
  1. it is true that you cannot click a cup or drink a mouse. however, you cannot drink a cup, either - you can only drink what is in it.
  2. jello can store data, if one is clever enough. allow me to posit one such method: a microswitch and jello actuator are placed next to a jello mould. to write a "1" to the jello mould, the jello actuator gives the jello mould a "thwack" (a technical term) and the jello, being jello, sloshes away from the actuator. every action has an equal and opposite reaction, however, and in short order, the jello returns with vigor, delivering the thwack to the microswitch. to write a "0" the jello is simply left unthwacked. thus, the jello can be used as a primitive DRAM cell - storing data, though requiring regular renewal if the data is not to be lost.
  3. how do you know i don't have an external CD drive?


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker