December 3rd, 2007

  • roybot

We are going nowhere and everywhere.

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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire)
  • roybot

FOLKS

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FOLKS


gods, what a geriatric word that is.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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Riced Out Yugo Proudly Gives Kane & Lynch an 11 out of 10

this will be a lesson to me - to follow up on my hunches more often. i saw the television ads for kane & lynch, sadly after my "commercial slogans that weren't" post was written. in fact, i almost did a vol. II, simply because i wanted to rip into this shitware a bit. now i read about the atomic gamer conniption gamespot has caused, and i realize i should have acted on this. it was like when i wrote the post titled "a book report by general betrayus" before the ad was run in the new york times.

so how did i know? before the voiceover glamourizing the drugs and violence aspect of the game kicked in, the first fucking frame of kane & lynch themselves killed it for me. if you are not up on james bond films, i suggest you look at Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd. when a game's main characters are borrowed from an oft-parodied, 30-year old action film, you have to wonder where they halfassedly lifted the rest from.

suck my tits, eidos. if you want to sign an ad contract with yugo so you can pull it, just drop us a line. also, for the record, i thought the tomb raider series was turd.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

paranoia

everybody quiet. they will hear if everybody is not quiet. why are you not quiet?? oh, you want to know who will hear, my friend, i will tell you. sweden will hear. sweden has ears. sweden will see. sweden has eyes. sweden has arms, lions, witches, and wardrobes. sweden grabgrabgrab. sweden cannot be escaped, sweden around every corner. sweden has giant moose. if sweden catches you, sweden will send giant moose. sweden will make you food for moose. moose is handicap friendly. you think i am crazy? you will see i am right, when it is too late, when you are in belly of swedish moose. sweden is everywhere. sweden cannot be escaped. we must watch carefully for spies of sweden. is hotpocket swedish?? no, hotpocket is swiss. is coffee maker swedish?? no, coffee maker is made in taiwan. is sweden swedish? YES!!! RUN FOR IT



Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker