November 28th, 2007

  • roybot

commercial slogans that weren't

  • cheetos: the special capsules that can make a man larger.
  • Madden 2009: LOL you're still buyin' this shit too bad we bought out NFL rights
  • e-harmony: getting u laid unless ur fat lol
  • LG Mobile: Buying a better cell phone SAVES THE CHILDREN.
  • 7 days: 7th generation photocopy of other shitty scifi shows
  • 7 days: this show sucks so hard RTQP had to write a second slogan
  • net neutrality: ensuring bit torrent can transfer legal data.
  • GEICO: 15 advertisements could create a bunch of viral marketing in your brain
  • Guitar Hero: For Fucks That Are Too Lazy To Learn Guitar
  • Rock Band: For Fucks That Are Too Lazy To Learn Guitar And Have No Girlfriend To Blow Their Cash On
  • spike tv: gender equality is temporarily suspended here
  • A WEEK'S SUPPLY OF PLACEBOS FOR THE COST OF A POSTAGE STAMP, COULD WE AFFORD TO DO THIS IF IT DIDN'T WORK???
  • august hope: letting you watch 7 movies in two hours. be hip without depleting your clip!!
  • playstation: starting at the cost of only 7 car payments
  • SPEND $24,000 AND SAVE $100 ON A TOYOTA
  • miller chill: u trailer trash? wnat 2 gets teh laid???
  • disaronno on the rocks: cocaine on my tits
  • COMCAST: Pay us dollars to ream you up the butt
  • there's stupid, and then there's army stupid.
  • IT IS NOT A GIMMICK! IT IS REAL SCIENCE!! THIS STOCK FOOTAGE OF D00DZ IN LAB COATS PROVES IT!@!


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

Riced Out Cereal

WHY NOT HAVE SOME

Wat-O's
Special Q
Riced Crisps
Raisin' Hell Bran
smaqks
checkqs
Ape-Nuts
Honey Nut Now
Weedabix
Moldin' Crisp
Brute Loops
Accosted Flakes
Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker's Old-Tyme Digital Oats
Groovy Pebbles
Cheery-Qs

THIS MORNING??


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker