November 16th, 2007

  • roybot

tarseltronic

bveiritny spears. britney spears crying. britney spearz cryin in teh her mercedes. britsnee sparz cryin in teh mer mercedes mit sneaker rear view mirror ornament. bviratknee sars cryin in teh her mercedes mit sneaker rear view mirror ornament which is likely illegal in the state of california. bratknee saks cryin in her teh schnellfuhrer mit sneaker hind view mirror das ornament which is likely illegal in the state of california and will result in her getting a ticket sometime in the future. bviratknee sars cryin in teh her mercedes mit sneaker rear view mirror ornament which is likely illegal in the state of california and will result in her getting a tricket sometime in the future and TMZ will bring you the finest coverage onm this breaking news

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

elegant musical performance!!

tonight juno reactor will open for john mccain at the verizon cisco citgo turbo arena 3000. juno reactor will preach from a bible of funky beats, aided by dennis hastert on xylophone and glockenspiel. trust us, that sounds insane, but you will shit your pants when you see how well this man plays the goddamn glockenspiel. he was wasting his time in politics. speaking of which, john mccain follows with his intelligent softshoe boogie (ism) dance n music n light show act. a splended time is guaranteed for all, unless you're in a concentration camp (gitmo). stay for the afterparty with dj rtqp, who will spin mad trax, and slip in occasional nuggets of sudden, violent sauchnic trauma. when it is time for the evening to end, he will load his patented "motion sickness" synth patch. $5 door, drinks $2, 21+, don't be a jerk and we won't have any problems k

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker