October 28th, 2007

  • roybot

Why J. K. Rowling outed Dumbledore

Thousands of religious nutbags have protested the "witchcraft" in Harry Potter, and attempted to get the book banned.

The recent Dumbledore episode was a little reminder from J.K. Rowling that she now has more money than God, does not need their business, and doesn't give a shit what they think anyways. Since said religious nutbags have not done her any favors - exactly the opposite, in fact - she decided to have a little laugh and make them all simultaneously blow a gasket.

Too bad it wasn't Harry.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker