October 1st, 2007

  • roybot

The Automobile Consumption Haiku Post 3000

i ate a buick
its engine block i did lick
but i got real sick

i ate a lexus
its owner lived in texas
now he takes the bus

once i ate a car
it had ceased to take me far
ceased to prowl the tar

a bmw
is like a snobby canoe
tastes like bubbaloo

once i ate a honda
does workout tapes by fonda
oh wait where was i

once i ate a ford
you see i was rather bored
its taste was cardboard

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker