September 15th, 2007

  • roybot

purple budgies

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

I DEMAND SENSE, REASON

YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR STUPID UNINTELLIGIBLE WEB SITES MAKE SENSE GODDAMN IT YOU'RE WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS CAUSE A RUCKUS WHY IN MY DAY WEB SITES WERE ON BBSES AND AT 300 BAUD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS Q SHIT I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU KIDS NEED TO GET A JOB AND LIVES DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING IN SCHOOL I GUESS NOT BECAUSE THAT RTQP GUY SEEMS TO COMPLETELY IGNORE CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN HE ISN'T MASHING THE KEYBOARD WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST MAKE A NICE GEOCITIES PAGE ABOUT KNITTING OR CROSSSTICH AND STOP WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME I MEAN WHO CARES ABOUT EFFERVESCENT RANDOMIZED ROTATING BACKGROUNDS FEATUREING PEOPLE IN COWBOY HATS SOME SWEATERS AND SHIT WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING USEFUL I MEAN RICED OUT YUGO IS TO NEWS AS CRISPIN GLOVER IS TO DAVID LETTERMAN

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

Wtf is this shit

Don't you people have anything better to do with your time, I mean what the fuck. This site doesn't even have anything TO DO with Yugo's for christ sake.

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest
  • roybot

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HAY DID YOU REALISE A YEAR TODAY YOU DUMPED ME?

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY



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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest
  • roybot

HIGH SPEED MONEY



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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

mtp tries the narrative style

While walking home today, I was carrying my ultra-swank Dream In Code lava lamp that I connived by writing some extra-nasty C program. Some of the local fellows passed me by and said something like, "Hello sir. I am impressed by the ultra-swank lava lamp you have acquired! May I suggest that you convert it into a device for concentrating the smoke of combustible intoxicants?" I informed him that no, I would prefer to leave my ultra-swank lava lamp intact. He then further queried me as to whether or not I was a "shroom-head". I responded in the negative, and was then asked just which mind-altering substances I happened to avail myself of. After a seconds pause for thought, I said that I primarily ingested caffiene. The group appeared taken aback. "But that is not a mind-altering substance!" I said that they must have been misinformed, at which point they conceded, but were specifically searching out information on whether I used illegal substances. Another affirmative reply was offered, with the caveat that I do not frequently abuse the substance, just when I recieve a significant amount of free time. They appeared satisfied with this answer, and we went our separate ways.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)