September 14th, 2007

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

enter the district manager

for those of you who don't know, I am the lead salesman/manager for a kiosk selling used DVDs in a mall. I work for a major video rental establishment and I find most of my minutes at this job are spent staring blankly at the edge of my cart or the wall or outside smoking cigarettes.

So I decided it would be alright if I brought my laptop in to help me bide my time by posting to ROY and reading fark.com, no big deal. This mall has wifi throughout for a reason, right?

On Sunday, the district manager stops by and catches me at my cart. Laptop out, music playing, and to top it all off, I happen to not be wearing my nametag. She starts it off like this:

"Who are you?"
"I'm $name, who are you.
"I'm $name, the district manager for blah blah."
"Oh."
"So why do you have your laptop here?"
"Oh, I'm writing a dissertation for my ethnomethodology class."
"Well, you're on company time, so put away the laptop."
"No."
"What do you mean no?"
"I will not put away my laptop, you expect me to sit and stare at a wall for eight hours? I keep this here and it makes me a more productive worker. I'm the lead salesperson for all the carts in New York, check that list they give you. I'm number two this month and I was number one last month. So if you don't like the way I operate, you can fire me right now and you can see how you like selling DVDs to the salt-of-the-Earth unwashed huns we get in here everyday, huh?"
"Well, when you put it like that, just keep the music turned down."
"I love it when we come to agreements."

I won.

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361
  • roybot

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