September 12th, 2007

  • roybot

Things I would like to say to various 'public figures' currently in the 'news'


  • Larry Craig: We are a nation of laws, and one of them is NO BACKSIES.
  • Ben Bernanke: Raise the interest rate, just to keep 'em guessing.
  • Britney Spears: Don't worry Britney; Don't listen to them. I'd still make love to you.
  • Kanye West: YOU DIDN'T GET AN AWARD NYAHNYAH HAHAHAHAH
  • Kevin Everett: You're supposed to get up and yell SHOW ME THE MONEY, then win an oscar
  • Vanessa Hudgens: Shave.

that is all.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

what if ur hed exploded: a retrospective

qualitative hax insubstantiated. diachronic malarkey in complete tandem. dunwop crybaby smackdown. the hulk; incredible. the indelible hulk. the indigineous hulk. the dirigible hulk, flying fancy free, over the sea. over the ocean. with a gentle swaying motion. in the basket it puts the lotion. conjuring in moviegoers strong emotion. serious rhyming takes devotion.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

mesimile

ouija board mesilly, tremfim lambo fam. christ trefunk malarky spunk, clam clam clam. hoo, hee, zoo, tea, dlightful fosoetrjlsdf n2 me. hoordoo hammba voodoo mamba DELIGHTFUL CAKE are you now awake?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker