- Larry Craig: We are a nation of laws, and one of them is NO BACKSIES.
- Ben Bernanke: Raise the interest rate, just to keep 'em guessing.
- Britney Spears: Don't worry Britney; Don't listen to them. I'd still make love to you.
- Kanye West: YOU DIDN'T GET AN AWARD NYAHNYAH HAHAHAHAH
- Kevin Everett: You're supposed to get up and yell SHOW ME THE MONEY, then win an oscar
- Vanessa Hudgens: Shave.
that is all.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker