September 10th, 2007

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a book report by general betrayus

t heey say you can't do tokyo drift in a barbie car, but they obviously haven't heard of jeezzbus, our lord and/or savior. jeebus could do tokyo drift in a barbie car - hell he could in a buss if he wanted too, he has bus in his name after all. jesus also can walk on water, conquer poland, and invented the swiss army knife. in conclusion, jesus wants us to salughter the treacherous brown people in iraq.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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Fergie was named best female artist

Fergie was named best female artist
Fergie was named best female artist
Fergie was named best female artist
Fergie was named best female artist
Fergie was named best female artist

well, i have a few issues with this.
  1. Fergie is not an artist.
  2. Fergie is not an artist.
  3. J. J. Fad's Supersonic is better than will.i.am's ripoff
  4. Fergie is not an artist

    (unless you count being a bullshit artist)

MTV is gonna get cancelled, dudes and dudettes. i sense it coming.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker