August 22nd, 2007

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overly-awesome turbo flangelis

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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Hieronymus Blunt

  • Hieronymus Blunt
  • Bassist Hieronymus stabbed by nazi viking
  • Franz Ferdinand's Hieronymus debut album (gonna have some chalis/penn and teller 2nite)
  • Gödel, Escher, Hieronymus
  • Hieronymus 28:37

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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potato/dirigible split 7"

protracted protagonists protect precious protractor producers. pope still wears prada. heineous helen hires histute hi-res heiresses hairdressers. hacked adult passwerdz. the ever-funky potato-monkey split a 7" with dirigible, it's super-chunky. neon genesis heyvangelis. where did this coffee mug come from? well, yes, the cabinet... but how did it get there? well, okay, we put it there when we moved here, but what i mean is, how did it come into our posession in the first place? well, okay, we bought it, but when? from where? is it manufactured in china (WE NO HAVE LEAD PAINT, HONEST) or russia (komrade, there is a microphone mixed into your ceramic) or germany (mug is accurate to 0.12 microns) or japan (mug is self-cleaning) or usa (not deal with the union? fuggedaboutit). i know not.

so that's how it is, sometimes. perfecly good poland; ever-tricky mickey. it's enough to make a lad perform calisthenics under duress, or pass the swim test (my least favorite part is treading water for 5 minutes).



eddie von piledriver
the herbie hancock tower
*han solos on a bolo*

scorpion, mr. kitt. yes, mr. winn.

carabiner caraffee, take one down, pass it around, $43.27 by mail order. all deliverables not guaranteed deliverable, fifteen funtry parcel post, 6 payments of michael moorcock, a pinch of basil, stir well, let simmer on low heat until the plot thickens.

so there i was, standing at the bus stop. or maybe the bus stop was standing under me, i didn't think to ask it - and hell, the old bat on the bench was already eyeing me with a mixture of disapproval and suspicion, and i didn't feel like getting arrested that evening. well, maybe if things got real slow, but so far that wasn't seeming to be the case. the bus TJJTJTJJ#JJ W JJgf TJMAX CREDIT CARDZ tyeh dbaes HAX HAX HAX lol @ infodrome corporation coels law: thinly sliced crabbage, rangoon monsoon dubloon digi-loon. THE MOON


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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Riced Out Yugo (reambiguation)

Riced Out Yugo (reambiguation)
From Yugosiet, the free watopedia

Riced Out Yugo is an internet siet on alternate tuesdays.

Riced Out Yugo might also refer to:
  • Riced Out Yugo (fantastic automobile), a tricked out beater of yugoslavian origin
  • Riced Out Yugo (itself), because we enjoy being recursive
  • Riced Out Yugo (asshat), some guy that keeps TKing and stepping on mines
  • Riced Out Yugo (movie), film directed by RTQP, due for release sometime after 2027
  • Riced Out Yugo (novel), a top-secret government project
This reambiguation page lists waticles associated with the same title. If an internal fink fed you beer, you may wish to tip him so he can buy more.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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grammar ma'ams

since the beginning of time, mankind has strove to achieve Grand Things. they never returned the favor, but that's the besides the point... which is, in fact, Grand Things themselves. My Excessive Capitalization, however, is deeply rooted in my rejection of arbitrary rules, which are rules simply because they are rules, and for no other reason than we need a common agreement. so, when i say they are "arbitrary" i mean that in the sense of "if one thing is as good as another, i will be blorpfink." i mean, why should someone else get to make up the words? i feel that capitals are Great for Emphasis, but are otherwise unnecessary. hell, the ROMANS MADE DVE WITHOUT THEM, the Germans attach them to every Noun with precision and focus... and teachers of english, throughout my "academic career" (my "waste disposal technician" often goes on at length about his academic career) have the gall to insist i should mindlessly use capitals a Certain Way. what, do aRbitRarY cAPITALS make something illegible? i certainly don't think so. yes, they can be distracting if applied aRBitRarIlY... but that is exactly what they ask, for me to follow Arbitrary Rules set by some fucking pope in 1560 that wrote grammar books, or wherever it came from. there is a difference between using capitals FOR EMPHASIS and applying them at random. the former adds signal, while the latter adds noise. i am outraged that i am expected to blindly adhere to what is essentially a blip of noise. does the period not adequately indicate the end of the sentence? as if that isn't enough, i add the customary space as well... which i feel improves both the legibility, and the aesthetics.

tomorrow, i'll take the piss out of mental health professionals.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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that's not what i meant!!

Captain Joseph Borrelli of the New York City Police Department was one of the key members of the Omega Group. As such, need needed a good supply of fatty acids, which he prefered to administer via donuts.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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To: Technology companies
From: Consumers
Subject: HD-DVD vs. Blu-Ray


  • Most people pirate their movies anyways, so they don't have to sit through a minute or two of WARNINGs.
  • DVD is already higher quality than we need. When we're watching Shit Blow Up, we don't need to see every wrinkle on Bruce Willis's left sock. We're diehard apathetics. In fact, if we saw any more detail in Trinity's leather in the Matrix, we might realize she's actually human, and wearing a lot of makeup. This will, obviously, cause sales to plummit.
  • We only got DVD players a year or two ago, or just use our computers. We're expected to toss almost-new gear? As eco-friendly lads and lasses, we resent sending functional equipment to a landfill. Also, we're broke, skint, or still in debt from buying the fucking DVDs and DVD players.
  • The DVDs we do own play just fine, thank you. Why should we buy them over again?
  • Copy-protection and DRM is for assholes. We ain't buyin' it unless it's open.




Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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smell like shit

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