June 30th, 2007

  • roybot

THREAT LEVEL INCREASED TO CRITICAL:

Following recent terrorist incidents involving a small sandwich, the UK threat level has been increased to CRITICAL. This means that a terrorist attack is expected imminently and indicates an extremely high level of threat.

Please see the Threat Levels page on the Security Service website for further information on the threat level system.

In the meanwhile stay indoors at all costs, stay away from any public sandwich's until notified that it is safe.

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest