June 24th, 2007

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HOW EMAIL WAS INVENTED

EMAIL WAS INVENTED IN 1892 BY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS AFTER HE PUNCHED HIS WAY OUT OF HIS COFFIN. HE'D HEARD CHUCK NORRIS WOULD BE BORN EVENTUALLY, AND WANTED TO START A VIRAL EMAIL ABOUT THE THINGS CHUCK NORRIS COULD KICK THE ASS OF, BUT HE NEEDED EMAIL TO DO THAT. SO, USING SPIT, STRING, AND THE SECRET INCREDIENT (PAINFUL FUCKING HATE) CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FORGED THE FIRST SMTP SERVER IN THE FIRES OF MT. AOL. OF COURSE IT WAS OF LITTLE USE UNTIL THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED BUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS HAD IT FIRST

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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Hatsby

Well who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
tell me who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
oh, I really wanna know? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
tell, tell me who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

C'mon, c'mon who? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, Who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, tell me who are you (Who are you?, ooo?)

I really wanna to know
Oh, I really want to know
C'mon tell me who are you, you, you?
Who are YOOOU?


Posted by Mahjong The Wisest
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Support ticket #2027

This site is fucking shit - I don't understand it. Don't you guys have anything better to do with your time you fucking crack heads. Your all just a bunch geeky stoners with no girlfriends. It's just a load of meaningless bullshit, fucking losers.

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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest
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h4x to the top

It's a long way to the top if you want to h4x and roll.

- RFI
- SQL (including blind)
- LFI
- Rooting
- Yugoing
- Reverse engineering
- HTML skillz
- Javascript exploits
- Perl knowledge
- Brute forcing
- Cryptology (cryptography)
- Encryptions (see above)

It's a short way to the top if you want to be a script kiddie

1. CAN YOU H4X INTO THIS HOTMAIL ACCOUNT FOR ME SO I CAN SHOW MY 1337 H4X0R SKILLZZZ
2. GO TO MILW0RM.COM
3. DOWNLOAD PERL H4X
3. RUN PERL H4X
4. SHOW UR SKILLZ TO THE WORLD!!!!!11


Posted by Mahjong The Wisest