June 19th, 2007

  • roybot

EL THREE FACTS???

*Three Facts In This World

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;

Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..................

Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!

Fact 5: Noe u want to register at http://www.ricedoutyugo.com

Fact 6:After registering you want to fool ur friends also.. so u want to copy and paste into other forums as soon as u read this completely....

Fact 7 : successfully you are fooled... so copy n paste this to fool others.. goon.. !!

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361
  • roybot

if this goes on --

I can no longer take this new .5 leadership under Mega Josh Twins. This is a disgrace. Jetsam Wingo was the true prophet of .5 and the lack of his leadership has allowed the sacred vision of .5 to become corrupted. I therefore must announce my conversion to .7. Yes, you did hear me correctly. HYPERFUKBOT is .7.
.7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7
.7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7
.7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7 .7


Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

Ample Cruising Room (A.R.C.)

Five years ago, I had my head expanded by a Roland Space Echo. Things have never been the same since, as one might suspect. For instance, I now have significantly more difficulty entering and exiting automobiles. To add insult to injury, I drive a small japanese compact car. However, these days, the insult has been slightly subtracted from the injury (well, it's not an injury, really, but more on that later) as, at the gas pump, I pay $25 to stuff my near-empty tank while the '87 Ford Boogie next to me, rolling to the station half-full, shows no sign of being quenched at $50.

In any case, back on topic. Five years ago, I had my head expanded by a Roland Space Echo. Things have never been the same since, as one might suspect. For instance, I now have a significantly more unique hat collection than anyone else, due to my cranial realities. To multiply my hat collection, I sold my old ones. However, unfortunately, the collection (well, it's not a collection, really, but more on that later) now exceeds the realities of my closet. While my neighbors enjoy a full hat collection confined within their closet, my collection is now divided, and I have hats all over my easy chair, and I have to move them when I reach the bourbon phase of the evening.

In any case, back on topic. Five years ago, I had my head expanded by a Roland Space Echo. Things have never been the same since, as one might suspect. For instance, I now have a significantly lucerative contract with Rephlex records, due to my cranial realities. To exponeniate my bankroll via album sales (well, they're not albums, really, but more on that later) I spraypaint web URLs onto luxury automobiles. While I enjoy record profits, my neighbors now curse a blue streak at the state of their '07 Lexus Asshole. I laugh as I reach the bourbon phase of the evening.

In any case, back on topic. Five years ago, I had my head expanded by a Roland Space Echo. Things have never been the same since, as one might suspect. For instance...

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

Judge Wigs

I've always wondered: Where the hell do those wigs judges wear come from? I don't mean to ask where they are manufactured (though that is also a question I'd like answered), but rather where the apparence, tradition, etc. came from. They always bring a smile to my face, as they are festively fuzzy and full of geometric primitives (take a look sometime, if you don't believe me). Now, judges are regarded as stern figures of authority, right? Why would they want to make themselves an object of amusement? I suspect Richard D. James is behind it.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

POST 2000: THE STATE OF THE YUGO

Greetings, Yugoites. I speak to you here at the dawn of the second qillenium of Yugo.

Sticklers may insist that, mathematically, the next qillenium does not start until post 2001, to which I respond: well, due to errors, deletion, testing, etc. we're probably nearer to 1900 posts, but what's the fun in waiting for post 2082 or whatnot to do this? There is no fun. You mathematicians have no sense of humor, and I am a brick.

At the founding of the Yugo, it was hard to fathom that, one day, we would have a Metric Shitload of posts on this site - and yet throughout, maintain the consistant level of Yugo Quality that you, the watsumer, have come to expect. So, I proudly speak to you at this post 2000, detailing the state of the Yugo.

The GDW (Gross Domestic Wat) is up. Sense Inflation is down. Yugo is internationally respected, and poised to conquer Poland, should Poland so desire (give us a ring, luv). We could not have done it without the work of many, and we thank you all.

We can be sure that only greater rambles, rants, raves, analyses, diatribes, lunacy, and qqq muthafucka will be in the posts/days ahead. We have been carried on the wings of a Yugoslavian beater. May the Yugo be in your thoughts, prayers, and cereal.

MERRY Q TO ALL, AND TO ALL A Q FLIGHT



Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

Re: 2000

Yugo is overflowing with data, the flood banks have opened to reveal the sea of opportunity ahead. With the contribution of the amount of data towards the sea the Internet revolution was nigh. No-one could repel numerous spillages of data into the sea and instead of contaminating the Internet it purified it.

Now: fellow Yugoists, fans, LJ subscribers, hatsby lovers or randoms - are you prepared for another 2000 posts?

Yugo has been running for:


Posted by Mahjong The Wisest
  • roybot

Tubez

There are various forms of Internet tube. OLMNfnjdogh9hernoj5rt3409gjn io4038 hu49032ur832 0823 809[ #' ;l[#'';re 2564d1f5gd4d*d 9+-8 9r+ 94[i pmp4m

The main type of Internet tube is the HTTP variety which is useful for processing tubes and rewriting tubes. Another type of Internet tube is the funt tube which allows users to interact with various other tubes containing data tubes. Data tubes a primary resource for user tubes because they contain memory tubes.

"qwytreyeuiyirtuoupo]y[pu gfasdhfhdfgkj;'k#'l czxbcvmbn,mnb.v,m/,."
"zxasqwcvdferbnghtynmjkuikliop[];'#./,"

As you can see the data in these tubes is clearly [insert] where the drives consult the memory tube.

#937727
- euhf^88
###fdjjd
bbbbfnoooor,,,,;''''''

As you can see.sdoiy t64379yhuorfev ct THE [rimary INTWERNT TU7BE Z

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest