June 14th, 2007

  • roybot

DANCE!!

EVERYBODY DO THE CAN-CAN OF FREEDOM

EVERYBODY SPREAD THE DANCE OF DEMOCRACY

EVERYBODY SUPPORT TERRORISM OUR TROOPS

EVERYBODY DIG OUR LEGS

EVERYBODY AGREE THAT BLACK IS VERY SLIMMING (or we'll shoot)


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

ridin at the crest of this funk brigade

"O SHU!~! FO SHEEZY!~!! MIMPS!!! HAPLESS TECHNO-WEENIE!"

all these and more i hurled at the unresponsive section of drywall, to no avail. but, just as i was about to give up, richard d. james melted out of the wall, in a manner somewhere between 300 micrograms of LSD and the movie "Predator."

"OI M8!!!" he screamed at me, "SHUT UP, IM TRYING 2 DO TRAX IN HERE!!!"

then he promptly melted back into the wall.

and i didn't even get his autograph. damn.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker