June 11th, 2007

  • roybot

How to interpret the statements of politicans

1. To see what the statement actually means, take the sentiment, and reverse it.

Examples:
- No Child Left Behind -> Every Child Left Behind
- Mission accomplished -> Mission unaccomplished
- Patriot act -> Unpatriotic act
- Victory -> Failure
- I did not have sex with that woman -> I had sex with that woman



THE MORE YOU YUGO (tm)

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

0.5 President For Life

Hello, as cheif of the technical team I would like to relay a message from The Official Board of 0.5s HQ - directly from the new president(s) Mega Josh Twins.

"Hello and welcome to the new era of non-integer society. I'm very appreciative that you voted me in this year and there are some big changes to come. Exact policies that I am offering will be disussed later and updated on The Official Board of 0.5s main website. However I would like to confirm the rumours now that we are turning 0.5 into a socialist republic in order to gain more control of our resources and create a more productive 0.5 community worldwide.

Thank you,
Mega Josh Twins"



Posted by Mahjong The Wisest
  • roybot

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

IN THIS YEAR WE GOT EVER SO FUNKY

YUGO SALUTES
THE INFORMATION SPIRALITES
COSMONAUTING OUT THERE
SHINE ON YOU CRAZY SGTS
PEPPERING TEH INTERWEB WITH
YOUTUBE VIDZ OF PIPERS

40 YEARS LATER
WE STILL GOT ISSUES
BUT AT LEAST PIZZA IS DELIVERED

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

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