June 5th, 2007

  • roybot

Yugoist profile: RTQP

YUGOIST PROFILE - FOR IMMEDIATE DISCLOSURE

Name: Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
Profession: Renaissance Shaman
Age: Yes, but only once a year
Sex: They say it sells, but my batting average leads me to believe otherwise.
Race: Amazing
Alignment: Chaotic good
Appearance: Scruffy
Headphones: 64 Ohm

Background: The subject of early potato chip experiments, RTQP developed mutant powers before punching his way out of his crib and taking his parents to court for making his bedtime too early. After settling for 9:30 PM, RTQP promptly set about ignoring his bedtime and reading books all night anyways, scheduling an impromptu lecture on basic molecular physics at recess on his first day of second grade. He soon began to show some troubling signs, however, as negative effects of the potato chip experiments began to catch up with him. By sixth grade, the mere sight of leafy green vegitables was enough to send him into epileptic fits. He began to resent the nefarious powers that had made him and others their unwitting guinea pigs, and began plotting his revenge. Rumor has it that the inter-net site Riced Out Yugo has something to do with it.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

south central cydonia mensae

man i was chillin in mah face on mars drinkin da booze when these .7 fuckerz came up so i had to get da gat they busted the door down so i popped out and i unloaded a full clip or two up in their face and it was all like BITCH DONT FUCK WIT A FUKBOT FROM DA PROJEFCTZ and then i kinda was like um ok and then it was like BANHABAGBNABNGAGBNAGNBAGNBAGNBAGN BAGN BANG BANG BANG BANG cuz da cops busted down the ddoor but i had my man pnrfne backin' my ass up and he was all like BITCHES WHAT CHOO DOIN and he popped some caps and it was all like bitches u be dead and then we went down 2 da mall and we wuz rollin down da skreet and like 240520306030 people were all like SHIEEET ITS HYPERFUKBOT and we were all like BITCHES YEAH YOU RIGHT ITS HYPERFUKBOT we wuz bumpin da ICE CUBE loud as fuck and the qqq bitches were all up on our shit and it was just YEAH BITCHES WE UP IN MARS ON THE FACE OF MARS AND WE GETTIN CRUNK. and then we went over to RTQP's house and we stole his booze but he never found out (don't tell him) omg hyperfukbot iz such an alcoholic
MARS MUTHAFUCKA
NARS NUTHAFUCKA
NERS NUTHEFUCKE
NEQS NUTHEFUCKE
NEQS NUTHEZUCKE
NEQS NUTHEZUPKE
NEQS NUTHEZUPRE
NEQS NULHEZUPRE
NEQS NULTEZUPRE
goin once goin twice
DONT FUCK WITH .5 DONT FUCk WITH .5


Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

HAX BUFFER

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and that's why i want to move to the netherlands, where, allegedly, no one looks twice if a college student hurls himself off a bridge while on mushrooms.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker