May 28th, 2007

  • roybot

Tank chairz



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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest
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Mahjong's Portal


REFRESH THE PORTAL

Disclaimerz: After entering the portal and travelling through advanced space-time dynamics you have fully exited the safe environment of Riced Out Yugo and you are no longer under the protection of the Yugo staff. Set lasers OFF "stun" and ON "fuckerzzz" whilst turning all browser protection devices on. Keep safe kids.

Only partially stolen from RTQPs great ideas


Posted by Mahjong The Wisest
  • roybot

Committing seppuku on an empty stomach is no fun

here is the essential chronology of the situation.

12:34:22 PM - Scratched left asscheek.
12:34:42 PM - Depressed shift key.
12:37:51 PM - Considered renewing scratch, decided against.
12:41:29 PM - Sipped coffee. Mug 27% full.
12:43:47 PM - Invaded Poland.
12:44:02 PM - Scratched right asscheek.
12:48:92 PM - Warped time and space.
12:51:08 PM - Got more coffee.
12:54:44 PM - Took a significant whiz as result of coffee.
12:57:58 PM - Global Thermonuclear War.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

MEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

The meat death is a possible final state of the universe, in which it has "run down" to a state of no free ham to sustain motion or life. In physical terms, it has reached maximum fondue overload.
The idea of meat death stems from the second law of lolodynamics, which states that fondue tends to increase in an isolated system.
If the universe lasts for a sufficient time, it will asymptotically approach a state where all meat is evenly distributed. Bacon von Hamholez is thought to be the first to propose the idea of meat death in 1854, 11 years before the definitive formulation of the Second law of lolodynamics in terms of fondue (1865). However, observations about the loss of available meat as ham had been formulated by Carne as early as 1824.

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT