May 24th, 2007

  • roybot

WHERE YOUR GAS DOLLARS GO

Cost per gallon: $4.20

The breakdown:

$0.05 - gas station
$0.25 - credit card company
$0.40 - production of the actual gasoline
$0.50 - legal defense against consumer protection lawsuits
$1.00 - advertising and "research" to convince consumers global warming does not exist
$2.00 - oil CEO's third yacht

AND NOW YOU KNOW

care to buy an SUV?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker