May 21st, 2007

  • roybot

Little-known facts of large note

  • FACT: Ham is the leading cause of ovarian cancer.
  • FACT: RTQP's 1st grade teacher was a jerk.
  • FACT: Putting a pen behind your ear can cause deafness.
  • FACT: Almost the entire cast and crew of Titanic was poisoned with PCP in the clam chowder.
  • FACT: Teepees are recursive.
  • FACT: fuckle is the creative genius behind KMFDM.
  • FACT: Tomatos are said to be blue in the bible.
  • FACT: There are enough calories in a Funyun to put a chair into orbit.
  • FACT: Communism a putrid evil leeching upon the spirit of patriotic Canadians.
  • FACT: Potatos have feelings.
  • FACT: Aphex Twin's music warps time and space.
  • FACT: You, too, can warp time and space.
  • FACT: All facts are facts.
  • FACT: Everything on Riced Out Yugo is true.


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

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