May 6th, 2007

  • roybot

mysterious disappearances

where are they now? what happened? oh noez they're gone it's all gone my socks are gone wtfuckz this is fucking shit how am i gonna get to work with no socks omfg don't push me cuz i'm close 2 da edge i'm tryin not 2 lose my socks huhuhuhh shit they're missing where are they has anyone seen my socks? anyone? my poor socks, they were only 2 months old. they were the most beautiful socks i had ever seen. who would do such a horrid thing. socks are the future, don't fuck with the future. horrible horrible horrible greasy green greasels took my socks. horrible.

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

OPEN UP, ITS THE BREAKCORE POLICE

THE BREAKCORE POLICE ARE KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR. THEY DON'T LIKE THE NOISE THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR SPEAKERS. THEY'RE BUSTIN DOWN THE DOOR, YOU'RE BLASTIN THAT VENETIAN SNARES AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT. NO THEY DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. HELL NO. THEY PULL OUT THEIR BILLY CLUBS. HYPERFUKBOT WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE YOUR TESTIMONY TO THE JURY ABOUT THIS FUCKED UP INCIDENT. BREAKCORE BY ITSELF CAUSES VIOLENCE.

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT