April 23rd, 2007

  • roybot

Poems for distractible young men

ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
did you see that lady
with the really nice bust?

there are some who prefer fire
and others that prefer ice
personally, i find
are nice
and will suffice.


pee wee herman
had a thing for mermen
whenever they were about
they had him squirmin'
only ol' richard simmons
outgayed pee wee herman
personally, i suspect he was german.

my teacher told me
to write this dumb poem,
well, here you go,
now time to go hoem.

roses are red
violets are blue
this rhyme is a classic
so let me stick it in you

[walt whitman parody i can't bring myself to write]

there once was a man from nantucket...

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

the great beyond

the great beyond
i've stepped off the edge
this is the beginning. this is the end. why do I like this situation I'm in? why do I subject myself to this. why do I put up with it? BECAUSE I WANT TO. BECAUSE I WANT TO. g-funkle funkle funkle. pnrfne is backing me up. pnrfne is backing me up!!!!!!!!!! 1111 cover me, pnrfne. cover me with plastic. you don't understand because I don't understand. it's that simple. hahahaha.haha ha.h ah.ha.a.h.ah.ha.h. ah.a.ha.haha h.ah.a.h.ah.ah.ah. FUCK WALT WHITMAN. FUCK HIM. souless tasteless piece of pretentious fuckface garbage. walt whitman would know real poetry if it stole his sandwiches.