April 9th, 2007

  • roybot

i invade your privacy for fun

cthulthu is a funky funk funk funk man with mega-tronic lasers that invade your privacy. i invade your privacy for fun. in roviet sussia, privacy invades ___.
I am not a predictable poetic fuckface like you. no. not at all. love is a fucking piece of shit, it's too confusing. too confusing. too much in my head. it's inside out like a shirt that's inside out. metametametametametamemeameta shoot. skeet. asswords are random !!!!!!!!!! THIRTEEN. chemical control breach. end.

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

the news depresses me.

Groundbreaking:

Elks lodge collapsed 10 months ago, TK died (he's the Elk leader there) and most of them lol'ed, because they were all outside when it happened.

Cars:

Kelly (17), Ashlee (15) and Tyiana (18) all died when a train hit their car. The family lol'ed because they don't have to pay for college. The train crossing didn't have lights or siren. City is to place a large black woman to warn people of passing train.

Shauntay:

Gang leader used e-lol (Myspace) to post about gang violence and being on 'da run from da po-lice'. She lol'ed because the pigs couldn't find her, so the feds were all like "TEN WANTED LIST, BITCH!" She stopped lol'ing when she got caught. Only for a minute, she still lols @ court.

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361