April 1st, 2007

  • roybot

comin' straight outta cthulthu

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VYLnN u'mUEB vYLnn U'tanVvuALgU ROhzaN f'Huabe

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PISS OFF THE OLD ONES, DON'T DO IT? MMMK? YOU FEEL ME? CAN YOU DIG IT?

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

calculating the centroid of a yugo

calculating the centroid (gravitational center) of a yugo is a rather difficult procedure, due to the fact that a yugo is a large, complex, and irregularly shaped object. calculating the exact average of any of the three dimensions is out of the question - it is merely a question of how much effort we are willing to expend for accuracy. on the lean end of the effort spectrum, we can visually estimate the x-dimension center simply via some protractors and string. estimating the y-dimension center is more difficult, but manageable if one notices that most of the weight will be concentrated in the engine block (yes, even in a yugo). the z-dimension is near-impossible to estimate using the eye and simple tools. we are forced to begin constructing apparati, which unfortunately are too complex to be described here. roughly, however - sans the availability of professional measurement equipment, the best method is to suspend the yugo in the air via a number of chains, and vary the tensions in order to better see how mass is distributed.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

An officialer statement from the more official board of the 0.7 for life coalition

The recent, overly-presumptious claims of the 0.5 coalitions shall now be addressed, so you, the riced out citizen, may feel at ease.

The 0.5 terrorists feed you lies. Notice that, despite claiming dire results for placing 0.7 and 0.5 in close proximity, they do so as part of their claim! their paradoxical onslaught is designed to brainwash with their pesky stock of tormented lies.

0.7 for life, citzen.

0.7

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker