March 24th, 2007

  • roybot

strict infodatum infrastructures

legz. topenga carbomb. all the marbles. super dirigible malarky.

all of these bizzare, unintelligible phrases, and more, were scralwed crudely in crayon all over my bathroom walls.

now, the previous night hadn't the picture of sobriety. but i'd had enough marbles left over to retain the knowledge that, when i had gone to bed, the crayon had not been on the walls.



weeks later, i discovered that my beloved german shepard, ricky, was sleepwalking due to his ambien perscription. it was he that had becrayoned my water closet.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

MORE NEWS CORPORATION INFORMATION

All these new fucking scabs they have writing the pro-American message on behalf of Rupert Murdoch, RTQP and George W. Bush.

All we demand is a living wage for the Riced Out Yugo writers. Why won't you return my phone calls, Tedward? Why wont you respond to my e-mails? Your cellphone goes right to voicemail. Avoidance?

THE NEW GENERATION IS NOT AT HAND, NOT UNTIL WE SAY IT IS!

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361
  • roybot

No, you think you about xyseismology.

when did it ever makes sense? you curse us, you cuss us, you think we're just youth running wreckless. You think that we have no creativity, thats why we write the things we do. Thats why wwe say the things we do. You think that because we're a culture so obsessed with ourselves, that we wouldn't know creativity if it hit us in the face with a sledgehammer. Well, maybe you're right. Riced Out Yugo isn't about anything. It's not about art or music or dada or anything else you could classify. Riced OUt Yugo is about life. Your life. My life. Miller High Life. Nothing and everything and the marriage of opposites. Its very middle class white male, very American. Very unitary urbanistic. Theatrewide class warfare with chemical weapons. Hint: Christianity is a virulent strain upon us. Never once have i stopped to think that anything could be anything to anyone who reads this and actually takes something away from it. Those who say they do are liars or tag alongs. You could never in a million years try to think that one could comprehend it. I'm considering a stick to carry around to beat people when I hear them talking about Riced Out Yugo and how much it makes sense to them. How much they read it, and reflect aback on to their own lives. I walk down the street and I hear this kind of thing everyday. Never once do I hear these people say HEY LOOK OUT BEHIND THE FERRY HAS RUNAGROUND AND IT SPILLED ITS LOAD A DIAMETRIC CRYSTALS INTO THE EAST RIVER! No. You never hear that.

In that case, I better go hijack a container ship.

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361