March 15th, 2007

  • roybot

the planet of the tapes

the planet of the tapes is a gigantic planet filled with cassette tapes. gigantic cassette tapes. gigantic cassette tapes that. gigantic cassette tapes that fly. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES THAT FLY. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES THAT EAT PEOPLE ALIVE. GIGANTIC CASSETTE TAPES FORMING INTO INTERCONNECTED CRYSTALINNE TESSERACT LATICES. INTERCONNECTED CRYSTALINEEEE TESSERACT LATTICES THAT FORM GIGANTIC TAPES. SPIRALS FLOWING INTO SPIRALS FLOWING INTO TUNNELS FLOWING INTO SPIRALS AND FLOWING BACKWARDS BACK OUT. MOEBIUS AINT GOT SHIT ON THISS SHIT. NO SHIT. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. WHERE ARE YOU, I AM EVERYWHERE. GIVE ME SOME MC ESCHER IN TEXT FORM PLZ. GIVE ME SOME SHEPARD TONES. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE IS TAKING MY MIND. HE IS FEEDING ME HIS DOGMA. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE IS MAKING DA FAT BEATS. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE'S REARRANGING MY NEURAL CONNECTIONS. THE SHEPARD IS HERE, HE'S FEEDING MY THOUGHTS TO THE KARKIANS. THE SHEPARD IS EVERYWHERE, FEEDING YOUR THOUGHTS TO ME. THE LATTICES ARE HAVE A DUAL NATURE. THE LATTICES ARE SEVERAL LAYERS DEEP, OVERLAYING IN A MULTIDIMESIONAL MOIRE PATTERN. YOUR IDEAS ARE MEANINGLESS. YOUR FACE IS MEANINGLESS. YOUR SYMBOLS AREN'T EVEN SYMBOLIC. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. TEXT IS A WASTE OF TEXT. GENERATING YOUR BACKGROUNDS IS GENERATING YOUR FOREGROUNDS. THE FOREGROUNDS ARE GENERATING THE BACKGROUNDS. THE GROUNDS ARE GROUNDS OF THE GROUNDS. WHERE ARE WE. WHERE AM I. THE FUTURE IS A SERIES OF TIME. TIME IS A WASTE OF TIME. THE FUTURE IS A SERIES OF WASTES OF TIME. WASTELAND IS TIMELAND. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? FUCK YOU AND YOUR RIGHTS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FREEDOM. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE INSTITUTION. FUCK THE FUTURE.

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

DATUM POSTAGE

Who here remembers the following:
  • Britney Spears in her red pvc outfint
  • Britney spears with hair
  • pickle spears in red and white packaging
  • piggly wiggly coffee canisters with red and white porky pig
  • that one riced out yugo post
  • india palace
  • Little Caesar's pizza pizza (he was a yugo poster back before there was yugo
  • unclosed html tags wreaking havoc on britney spears with hair in a red and white package eating pickles in a yugo in indian pizza pie's html wrapping
  • OH GOD BILL GATES IS THE POPE
  • OH GOD BILL GATES HAS LASER VISION
  • OH GOD THE POPE HAS LASER VISION
  • OH GOD THE POPE IS BILL GATES
  • OH GOD MICROSOFT IS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH~~~~~~~~~~~
Many bothans died to bring us this information.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

EPSOM

This robot has robotic grippers like an octopus. Every twelve seconds it fluffs five pillows.

Some blenders need a personal touch. For that, we have hired Mike.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker