March 13th, 2007

  • roybot

yeah rivch

There are things you don't see going on here.

Wat? Yeah.

Like, crazy things. Things you couldn't even wrap your mind around if you had millions of years to just like, sit there and think about all the shit thats going on RIGHT AT THIS VERY SECOND.

Wat? Yeah.

Seriously man, you gotta take time out of your busy business man day, man. Like, think about the tree's growing in the yard. Think about the exchange of carbon dioxide and oxygen. All the greenhouse gases. All the greenhouse gasses from all the pies baking the in the ovens of all the blocks in all the suburbs in all the cities in the entire country!

Wat? Yeah.

All this time, you thought your life was leading somewhere? I gotta tell you man, you didn't even know, did you? You just didn't even fucking know. Which way did you turn when you came to the fork in the road? Did you go left and face unending grief, misery and hardship because of it? Or did you turn right and face stife, personal struggle and great loss? Did you just say fuck the road and kept going straight? Did you achieve what you set out to achieve when you took that exit off of I-68?

Wat? No.

Oh, me either.

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361
  • roybot

The Laws of LOL-o-dynamics

First LOL Law: For any user, the total LOL of the internet remains constant.

Second Law: There is no user who, operating in a cycle, produces no other effect than the subtraction of a positive amount of WTF from a reservoir and the production of an equal amount of LOL.

Third Law: As LOL approaches absolute zero, the WTF of a user approaches a constant.

Zeroth Law: If two LOL-o-dynamic users are in wat-a-librium with a third, they are also in wat-a-librium with each other.



Tune in next lecture when we will discuss the LOL-o-dynamic death of the universe, and why you should care if the internet is expanding or contracting

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

THE STRUGGLE FOR DEMOCRACY

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Posted by HI QUALITY LEATHER JACKETZ
  • roybot

qq

i am watching a funtball game on tellorvision. Muskrats and Lemmings are only revolution in a house of blue.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)