March 4th, 2007

  • roybot

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This is your riced out news report, date of 20070304! In today's riced out news we report that today, 20070304 is a day in which reporting of riced out news happened on the day of 20070304. Tomorrow: News may or may not be riced out, reported, rice reported, reported out, rice, or chinaboston tea company.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

HIGH ENERGY CROUTON PARTICLES

MAXIMUM CRUNK, HEADING 2,3,5,7! ENGAGE!
BUT SIR, I DON'T KNOW IF THE ENGINES CAN HANDLE MAXIMUM CRUNK?! I'LL HAVE TO DIVERT POWER TO THE FONDUE CAPACITORS!@#@!
THEN DO IT YOU WORTHLESS SCUMBAG, THAT'S AN ORDER!??!@?!@?!?!?@
HEY GODDAMMIT I'M NOT A SCUMBAG, SCUMBAG. I'M A FUCKING SOLDIER, YOU INCORRIGIBLE COMBAT BOOT!
JUST FOLLOW ORDERS!
OH NO, THE CRUNK REACTOR IS OVERHEATING! THAT'S RIGHT, WE'VE GOT MAXIMUM FONDUE OVERLOAD! THE CROUTON PARTICLES ARE FIRING INTO THE AFT TACO DRIVES!!!1
OH NO, WE'VE BEEN HAXED
THE GOOD NEWS IS, I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO HEROIN


Posted by HYPERFUKBOT