February 16th, 2007

  • roybot

i never said it would be easy, neo

morfeus: i never said it would be easy, neo.
alas, my verbiage remains like that of miss cleo.
hyperoriginal dirigble clams originally hotwired superfast transams. it was the beginning.

neo: the beginning?

morfeus: of the hatsistance.

*guitar chord*

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

scholarly paper

annals of doorknob engineering, jan 2007, pp. 21-47: "The practical and structural implications of dirigibles under pressure," E. Hobbs, O. Julius, C. Snout.

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q?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

obscure factoids you might enjoy

- man cannot build a helicopter from which man can bungee jump. the laws of physica forbid it. besides, if it were at all possible, you would have seen it on mtv last year.
- no one understands michael jackson, whatever they may claim. furthermore, from this, set theory dictates that michael jackson also does not understand michael jackson.
- there is a mysterious vortex inside washers and dryers which will, on occasion, teleport a single sock to an alternate dimension.
- despite what your watch may tell you, time is continuous.
- despite what homer simpson may tell you, purple is not a fruit. it is a hermaphrodite.
- george w. bush has a presidential retreat on the dark side of the moon. dick cheney has one in uranus.
- pertney nixon is a fiendish uncle.
- walking fast decreases your chances of cancer.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

physics hat

Today, in physics, we discussed the wat. The wat is a unit of asshattery. Integrating asshattery with respect to area gives the funt flux in units of wats per square yugo. dwats/dt gives the rate of change of the rice cooked by asshats per second. One yugopower is equal to 31337 wats. I say, old bean, have you seen my ^

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)