February 15th, 2007

  • roybot

parafin hax: rtqp's tounge twisters, volume I

- fish with whiskers flatter fsckers*.
- leather fretters fritter glitter glitzy sparkle but twice as bitter
- hambleclamble ample-eatum, toxoplasma gondii-seepum
- neurological tautilogical autonomical diginautical
- bodacious salacious, excessively tubular, dynamically dirigible, rubic's cubular
- interrsection dissection desert dessert selection
- ample ass assuages an antsy auntie
- donald knuth drinking vermouth in duluth
- serious elise wasnt one to settle,
tore up the clams while puttin' on teh kettle



*pronounced "fiskers", in case you are not familiar with the word.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

adamantine crunk

adamantine crunk
my goodness my funk
how can i pack
so much funk in my trunk?




perhaps the answer doth lie
within the skull of a monk?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

THE 7 DEADLY SINS REVISED FOR WEB3.0

1. RUST - DO NOT OXIDIZE METALS PLEASE IN ANY FORM OR FASHION.
2. MUTTON - SHEEP ARE NOT TO BE EATEN.
3. WEED - YOU WANT SOME?
4. MOTH - THOU SHALT NOT EAT THE RTQP'S WOOL SHIRTS.
5. WRAITH - THOU SHALT NOT SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF PEOPLE STARGATE-STYLE.
6. GRAVY - THOU SHALT NOT POUR THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A CARBON-BASED CHEMICAL ON MY FOOD.
7. FRIED CHICKEN - THE COLONEL IS OUR GREAT ENEMY, A FRIEND OF SATAN. DO NOT FALL PREY TO HIS DEVIOUS TRICKS OF SECRET SPICES GOODNESS.


Posted by HYPERFUKBOT