February 12th, 2007

  • roybot

hutriofenceric

the subsequently observed diachronic malarky was hitherforthto impossibly unlimited. personal employment vis-a-vis the harvard double-negative and frivolously verbose verbiage was beginning to emerge as a concern.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SHITHEAD NAMED JOHN JOHN JOHN. TRIPLE JOHN WAS A FUCKING SHITHEAD. HE LIKED TO STICK HIS ELBOWS INTO MEATGRINDERS FOR FUN. YEP, THAT'S RIGHT. HE ORDERED THE MEATLOVER'S MEALS AT WAFFLE HOUSE. THE ONES WITH THE HASH BROWNS. HE LIKED GIGANTIC CARS WITH THE SHINY MATERIAL CONSUMER BULLSHIT. HE LIKED THE SHIT THAT YOUR PARENTS WOULD BUY THINKING THAT YOU'D LIKE IT BUT YOU REALLY DON'T, BUT YOU ACT ALL POLITE ABOUT IT. HE WAS A FUCKING FUCK FUCK PSYCHO. REALLY NOW. HE LIKED TO STEAL YOUR CHICKEN WINGS. HE LIKED TO STEP ON PIDGEONS IN THE STREET. HE LIKED TO EAT GARBAGE OFF OF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE. HE LIKED MC HAMMER. AND ONE DAY, HE MET MC HAMMER. BUT THAT'S NOT TODAY'S STORY. TODAY'S STORY IS HOW TRIPLE JOHN JOHN JOHN GOT CRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME. 3XJOHN WAS SITTIN' IN HIS HOUSE EATING ALL OF THE FACES OFF THE TREES WHEN SUDDENLY NOTHINGNESS HIT HIM IN THE FACE. THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHINGNESS. HE GOT OWNED BY THE LACK OF EVERYTHING. ISN'T THAT IRONIC. ISN'T IT. NO IT ISN'T, YOU FUCKFACE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK SO. ANYWAY, SO HE WAS SITTING THERE GETTING OWN, WHEN MY MAN KOOL0AID PITCHER MAN BUSTS THROUGH THE WALL WITH ALL DAT "oh yeah" AND THEN HE WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO FIGURE OUT THE FUCKING MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW I'M ENJOYING BEING A FUCKING MATERIAL SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING KOOLAID PITCHER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKF FUCJKFUCKSFIFOJA DFUID DSIHTHISN TIHND FUCKYOU YEAH". "OK" SAID KOOLAID MAN AND THEN IT WAS GOOD. UHUHUHUHUHU. SO ANYWAY TRIPLE JOHN WAS GETTIN' CRUNK AS I SAID PREVIOUSLY IF YOU HAD BEEN PAYIN' ATTENTION. THE NOTHINGNESS OF THE UNIVERSE HIT THIS FUCKER IN THE FACE AND HE WAS FUCKING HIT IN THE FACE. AS HE WAS SITTING THERE WONDERING HOW THE FUCK NOTHINGNESS CAN HIT YOU IN THE FACE. HE KEPT WONDERING UNTIL HIS FUCKING TV EXPLODED AND THEN HE WAS PISSED. SO THEN HE HAD TO GO TO THE FUCKING STORE IN HIS FUCKING MATERIALISTIC SUV. AND HE WAS RIDING IN THIS SUV WITH THE GIGANTIC WHEELS AND HE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK LET ME LISTEN TO SOME FUCKING COUNTRY MUSIC. SO HE DID. AND THEN HE WAS LIKE "YEAH MAN". HE GOT TO THE TV STORE AND HE WALKED IN AND WAS LIKE "HEY I WANT A FUCKIN' TV". THEY WERE LIKE "NO, THIS IS A FUCKIN DILDO STORE YOU SHITHEAD, READ THE GODDAMN SIGN". AND HE WAS LIKE "WELL WHAT THE FUCK, I WANT A FUCKIN' TV, GIVE ME A TV". AND THEN THEY KICKED HIM OUT WITH A FUCKIN' HAMMER. AND HE WAS LIKE "OWNED". AND THEN HE WENT HOME AND GOT CRUNK WITH ALL THE HOES. HE HAD A BIG PARTY. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WERE THERE. L RON HUBBARD GOT NAKED WITH HIM. SO HE WAS GETTING CRUNK AND SHIT. JESUS WAS IN DA BACK OF HIS HOUSE WATCHIN' TV ON HIS EXPLODED TV BECAUSE HE IS JESUS AND HE CAN DO THAT SHIT. THE END.

ps, you lose.

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

AWW YEAH

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