February 9th, 2007

  • roybot

what would you do for a parsnip tree?

wat would u do 4 a parsnip tree???

Would you
  • would u conquer the arctic sans a shoe?
  • would u conquer the euphrates with a hole in your canoe?
  • would u take on attack dogs armed only with glue?
  • would u go out in the rain and ruin your funky do?
  • would u go to the supermarket driving a tank?
  • would u forever forgo hillary swank?
  • would u ignore fergie all the way to the bank?
  • would u re-drink a beverage which you already drank?
  • would u drive the store if your car gone done sank?
consider it.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

what reuben does

Reuben: Buenos Aires, 2004: mixing a hard Micronauts track out of Sisters of Mercy whilst gazing wondrously at a giant mirrored camel hanging precariously from the roof of the aircraft hangar. It was covered in talcum powder.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

helen was recognized

Helen: I was once recognised in a starbucks years ago. I was very shocked as we hadn't been going that long. Anyway, I was offered free coffee and more cake, which made me smile.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

mira has a secret

Mira: I have forgotten the lyrics so it would have to involve phoning Richard H Kirk to dictate them down the phone again and I would be ashamed to have to bother him with the same request again.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

rtqp's notes for Feb 9

- today's hair policy was the complete lack thereof.
- computer science is a load of piss, but we'll never get anything done if we don't agree on things so i won't argue
- thought of something interesting in between nothing and everything
- still cannot convince mathematical equations to oscillate

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker