January 31st, 2007

  • roybot

quality access-- an educational-- if you've been injured in--

don't scroll down, just yet.

first, do the following:

* pick a number:

1. 1
2. 2
3. 927

* pick a letter:

A. A
B. B
C. Ø

* pick an animal:

I) Cow
II) Schnauzer
III) Axolotl

* pick a sandwich:

i) Ham & Cheese
ii) BLT
iii) You Jerk Im A Vegitarian!!

Remember your choices. If you have the attention span of a hyperactive gnat, you should probably take this test over again and write the answers down as you go. normal people and gnormal gnats, continue on.

and on.

and onnn

oh yea baby

I hope you remember your answers. i know i don't.

Fill in the 'essay' you have created:

1) Get quality Internet Access at the Lowest Prices.
2) An educational message for You and Your Family:
927) If you've been Injured in an Automobile Accident,

You know you are entitled to what you deserve. that's why, at riced out yugo we do what it takes to

A) provide a flawless connection to the upper-eschelons of the web that will leave your wallet whistling with joy. experience
B) make sure you do not fall victim to nasal glaucoma. folks, there is no feeling worse than when you pull into the dentist, and she tells you there are
Ø) antikvariske omfatter reformasjonen klamkelpner bygginger tradisjoner tradisjoner fra utstillinger viser folkekunst, folkedrakter, bomiljøer, samisk kultur og Norges første stortingssal. [subtitle: provide technicians fluent in rtqp's fake norwegian.] we even will let you know when there are

mushrooms growing in your teeth. furthermore, there is a deluxe, cyber-enhanced,

Cow) vintage e-machine
Schnauzer) colo-rectal exploration system
Axolotl) fully-loaded, top of the line, _,.-riced out-.,_ yugo

available at your command, for instant analysis of

Ham & Cheese) a vast sea of medical knowledge, games, and, well, I think you know what else... giving you
BLT) roadside troubles, 24/7. expect
You Jerk Im A Vegitarian!!) valuable fossils dating back to the late, late, really really late mesozoic but almost Cenozoic. utterly fascinating -

a completely unparalleled, novel experience. friend, you cannot lose. certified by the alabama state bar. not the one with whisky, mind you.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker