January 22nd, 2007

  • roybot

keep out of the reach of children under 7 (message III (lol))

its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from LOLin under

Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from LOLin under

My brothers LOLin fast on my mothers t.v.
Says she watches too much, is just not healthy
All my children in the LOLtime, dallas at night
Cant even see the game or the sugar LOL fight
Bill collectors they ring my phone
And LOL my wife when I'm not home
Got a LOL education, double-digit inflation
Can't take the train to the ROFL,
Theres a strike at the station
Me on king kong LOLin on my back
Cant stop to turn around, broke my ROFL
Midrange, migraine, cancered membrane
Sometimes I think Im going insane,
I swear I might hijack a ROFLCOPTER!

Don't push me,
Because I'm close to the LOL
I'm tryin not to lose my head
Don't push me,
Because I'm close to the LOL
I'm tryin not to lose my head

A child is born, with no state of mind
Blind to the ways of LOLkind
RTQP is smiling on you but hes frowning too
Cause only RTQP knows what you go through
You grow in the ghetto, LOLin second rate
And your eyes will song a song of deep ROFL
The places you play and where you stay
Looks like one great big alley way
You'll admire all the number book takers
Thugs, pimps, pushers and the big money makers
Driving big cars, spending LOLies and tens
And you wanna LOL up to be just like them
Smugglers, scrambles, burglars, gamblers
Pickpockets, peddlers and even pan-handlers
You say I'm cool, I'm no LOL
But then you wind up dropping out of high school
Now you're unemployed, all LOL void
Walking around like you're pretty boy floyd
Turned stickup kid, look what you done LOL
Got send up for a 5749 year bid
Now your man is took and you're a LOL tag
Spend the next two years as an undercover fag
Being used and abused, and served like LOL
Till one day you was find hung dead in a LOL
It was plain to see that your ROFL was lost
You was cold and your body swung back and forth
But now your eyes sing the sad LOL song
Of how you LOLed so fast and died so young

LMAO :( :( :( :(
ps. lol the police
seriously this is some shit that needs to be fixed
good job with secret messages, PNRFNE13 is proud. (nsfw)
speaking of which: one bar. she be fur. gnpbfnobgntr

  • roybot

An interview with Aaron Funk, aka VENETIAN SNARES

The Riced Out Yugo staff sent a list of INTERVIEW QUESTIONS to VENETIAN SNARES via MYSPACE. He elected to not respond to any of the questions we sent, but rather only to questions we did not send. The Riced Out Yugo staff is completely unsurprised by these results. Here, in its entirety, is a revolutionary Aaron Funk interview, with all the questions he did not answer.

1. please describe your hair policy.

2. is it possible for god to stop danny elfman?

3. please tell us exactly which samples you use, in one sentence or less.

4. if you could go anywhere in time, where would you go?

5. if you could cook anything with thyme, what would you cook?

6. if you could connect to any tymnet node, to which would you connect?

7. why does greg hate car culture?

8. for the ladies out there, is greg currently single? if not, perhaps he is quadruple?

9. what overquoted line from fight club defines you as a person?

10. would you say your music makes operating any automobile difficult?

11. which brand of ghettoblaster did you find to be the most resilient agaist the harsh realities of winnipeg?

12. what did your cats do today?

13. are you superstitious?

14. what should question sixteen be?

15. a socialite friend of yours invites you to the winnipeg country club. you are so overwhelmed and honered, you forget you hate winnipeg and accept. how do you resolve this social quandry?

16. when can we expect your record "gabber blow job" to be released?

17. how do you generally prefer to add numbers?

18. breast cancer in the united states continues to be a serious public health problem that affects individuals, families, and society. the simultaneous rapid progress in mapping the human genome, the advances in technology, and the subsequent commercialization of genetic testing have made it possible for women to seek breast and ovarian cancer susceptibility testing before comparable social and psychological supports are put in place. as health care places more emphasis on illness prevention and simultaneously commits less economic support for health care, genetic testing presents social and ethical challenges as well as dilemmas. as a leading breakcore researcher, what is your opinion on breasts?

19. have you constructed an aural representation of "the shocker"? is it released?

20. do you play golf?

21. you're stuck in a thought loop and a particular image of billy corgan keeps returning. how do you dance your way out of this one?

22. have you recieved any rude, late-night prank calls from monty hall, your mom, or other disgruntled citizens of winnipeg seeking revenge?

23. what sort of muffin are you?

24. finish this sentence: never load a piano onto a buick because...

25. any parting words of wisdom?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker