January 20th, 2007

  • roybot

pl muthafucka

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
#mayhem.pl
use Acme::ButFirst;
use Chaos;
# THE CREW
use Insurrection;
use warnings; # :(
# i didn't use strict, suckas
$relax = Chaos->new("gasdfsa");
$relax->FUCKFUCKFUCK();
$gmaafmsdlzx = Insurrection->maggots($relax) or die "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE: $!";
$gmaafmsdlzx->aoigjafasfjasdfaksdfasdfaxxz(1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,"CARRRY THE ONE");
print "shiver in eternal darkness \n"; # hey guys we know how to use \n;
# COMMENTS
$relax->fasdf("/dev/null/");
$gmaafmsdlzx->remix("this\n");
# we're not using this anymore.
#use Acme::Brainfuck qw/verbose/;
print "gagagaga\n\b" x 10000;
$i=>STDIN<;
print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i;
use Acme::emcA;
while(1) {
;;print "GADFSAFSD";
} butfirst {
;;exit unless die;
}


Posted by HYPERFUKBOT
  • roybot

strictly wat

drive your ride one-handed. write your wat with only your right brain. get funky without james brown. D.A.R.E. to smoke a shitload. refuse to be satisfied with the six-pack, demand a 12-rack. do not stop with ham, make your sandwich with four different cold-cuts. read riced out yugo in your underwear. read riced out yugo while upside-down. read riced our yugo while not reading riced out yugo. and finally, rub your tummy while scratching your head. this is the path to enlightenment.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker