January 13th, 2007

  • roybot

i got that funky swing

i got that funky swing in my titanium underbody. somehow i am unable to go over the bar, the angry man dispensing drinks will not let me. gravity is not helping.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

Only $10 (CAD) plus S&H, VAT, GST.

I was in the kitchen
The year was like a fog
bitten by my toenail, there was no point at all
the huge fire stoked in the hall.


I scored no points at all
I can't walk so I guess I'll just stay indoors.
You got connects for me with the mob?
Drink coughsyrup? Mexican biker.

You wanna be big in Europe, you gotta take the kids and shake 'em.
Nevermind the beats, put more foam on the fire
You'll never get anywhere staring at my brother's wife.

My sister said to jog in the rain.

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361
  • roybot

first contact

spacecraft detected.

who are you? where do you come from?

INTRUDER.

i repeat, who are you?

I.

message from the alien craft coming through now, sir.

I.
I AM THE RED WORM.
I CALL YOU TO SURRENDER YOUR PLANET.


ttthhhiiisss is the captain speaking.
we are being invaded by a being of pure sound.
what's the meaning of this‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
that's what i'm trying to find out

I AM THE RED WORM.

pure sound... i think you're right

A CHALLENGE‽‽


Posted by HYPERFUKBOT