January 7th, 2007

  • roybot

the consumer craze that is sweeping the nation

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a: you've been living in a cave for 27 microseconds.

q: what can LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX do for me and my family?
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q: where is LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX available for purchase?

q: is it safe to use LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX every day?
a: absolutely! yes. darn tootin'

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

yugo cactus

An experimental effort at the University of Zrrgzs has been considering transience between yugos and cactuses. Their initial research has been compelling. Dr. Atomdrache, of Yugo Technical College, a subsidiary of the UOZ, reports that certain quantum transformations (cf Figure 1) will provide for the transient properties we have been seeking. In laymans terms, a cactus from a secondary quantum timeline will interchange quarks and muons from the yugo, sort of like a lightning rod. Progressive applications of this technique will result in higher resolution, and soon, all yugo elements will disappear, replaced with the correct catcus, our desired result.

Stay tuned to this spot for even more news regarding this intriguing development!

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

(no subject)

toot toot
sing to me sweet somethings
and put my ox out to pasture
for pascal's law defines pressure to be force over area
whitherforth is the commonality? is there no communication in this yugo? have we degerated to the level of fark browsers?
303 funk jam!
all is teak wood.
are you??

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker