January 4th, 2007

  • roybot

FIST POST

thank you. thank you very much.

First, I would like to thank my friends, my family, the collective internet hivemind, the 2nd Illuminati, and of course, Doctor Dre. I am very glad to have the good Reverend's blessings on the matter of speaking in front of you good sirs.

AS MY FIRST ORDER IN OFFICE
UNDER SECTION 590345.12302
OF THE SHADOW PROCLAMATION
I WOULD LIKE TO PUBLIC FORBID
THE ACT OF FORNICATING WITH
ACTIVE FIRE HYDRANTS
AS THIS MAY BE DANGEROUS
TO THE FUNCTIONING OF
SAID FIRE HYDRANTS
also
NF ZL SVEFG BEQRE VA BSSVPR
HAQRE FRPGVBA 12302.590345
BS GUR FUNQBJ CEBPYNZNGVBA
V JBHYQ YVXR GB CHOYVP SBEOVQ
GUR NPG BS SBEAVPNGVAT JVGU
NPGVIR SVER ULQENAGF
NF GUVF ZNL OR QNATREBHF
GB GUR SHAPGVBAVAT BS
FNVQ SVER ULQENAGF
cf. Trenyq fnlf uryyb.

-- PNRFNE13

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  • roybot

yugo fax lounge

So, Righty-O I Was "Keeping It Real" In The Room Of Horribly Incorrect Capitalization That Hurts Your Eyes To Read And Then Mr. Adam Weishaupt Walks In. I'm all like "who are you.". And he's like "I'm an internet meme, yo.". And I was like "no, you're not". And he's like "Yeah, actually I founded the Bavarian Illuminati". And then Keanu Reeves was like "Woah". And then I was like
"asjflkasjdflkasjdflksajlfkjsalkfcxzlvnzoixdfioowieroweoprasodfpaspdfopasdfoasdfasjkfdaskjdfjasldkfjsalmxzlkmxdflakfds;alkf;laksdf;lawks;rlkas;elkas;lf,s;l,ff;sald,f;saldf,;xlasdfaserowa0-4r53q4p[kt5q;235k23k4r,;alwsd,f;las,c;als,asrdka0-945i934i90-tkeraodpfakg;dfl,vzx;clvmz;xmvzl;bmxlrpsdkaser59awi95iw34i-230o4230oas0dfaos0dfxpzookvzxapdrtkaw05iw-0iafka;dslfksapoerkopwkaowkf;xl,;l,z;l,v;lxz,;asfaspekproakseporkaspofkaspeofkpaoseflaspeflapelfpslasepofkasoekf;alsd,.zx,v;lzd,sf;lsdfk,;wojto9ie4wtuoughsjtjapriogjparfjpoaskefpoaskefncn,vzmxcv;bzcv;lb,z;l,b;lz,g;l,;,l;assalfklaksjflaksdmlbkdnlkbnlkdavlkasmdlfkmsalkdfmalsdflkbasdaglkjmlkfmsalf,lsl;df;asd;;xzv;zx;fg;ptert6i340965830945089430958305923050230401230402304203500459034095093"
and then the come to daddy aphex twins was like
"fucking hell, I wish I had just sampled you saying that it sounded better than my last 4 wanksession records". and I was like "waht no". and then insert other minor celebrity reference #4214 walked up to me and was like "\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00".

it was really disturbing in a rather empirical scientifitronical way if you catch my tectonic drift. I was rearranged on several submolecular levels, and I couldn't quite handle my repolarized extremeties. In layman's terms, I was
FUCKED UP.
yes, very much so.
After that, I promised to never spend new years in the fax lounge again.


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