November 22nd, 2006

  • roybot

the new iFuck Shuffle

the new iFuck Shuffle makes your pornography experience more spontaneous and exciting than ever before. the iFuck randomly selects a volume from the pornographic library you have uploaded, and broadcasts it into your cerebral cortex. what better way to pass the time while waiting in line for the "splash mountain" ride at disney world?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker