November 17th, 2006

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this is your hatpan speaking

THIS IS YOUR HATPAN SPEAKING, THE FRIENDLY VOICE FROM ABOVE. WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO REMIND YOU TO

ROTATE BRIM! ROTATE BRIM!

thank you for flying on this here transcontinental bucket, and have a g'day, y'hear?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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postamajig

the distinguished youngster: my perfunctory macintyre, that's the salacious dirigible!

portly slender: i, portly slender, am engaging in maritial relations within the kingdom of our lord.

chemical brothers: ZOMG GET UP ON IT LIKE THIS!@~#

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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r00b13z - a report

r00b13z r00pL3s r00b13z r00pL3s --> gaydolf shitler
malarkey infodatums <--> funk backbone scalability

FIG C - The letter 'L': l

results
it was the thirteenth gruefunk of the week, and mitroski was beginning. whence? whitherforth? tither funk or hither grue? oliva grueton john.

conclusions
- gruefunk is inversely correlated with funk stirrin' rods.
- two cups of coffee == one hour of sleep
- dunkin donuts still sells donuts
- politicians still all assholes
- l

discussion
yo werd

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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a touching tale

"grandma, why do you have three shotguns?" i asked, a mere lad of five in awe of grandma's arsenal.

"in case the communists win, dear." she calmly responded, and returned to her knitting.

that was many years ago... but i was reminded of it today, as i was shoplifting shopping for spongebob merchandise at a walmart. there was a soccer mom at the gun counter, with her child, and the following discussion was had:

"mommy, why do we need three shotguns?" the son asked, a mere lad in five in awe of mommy's credit line.

"in case the terrorists win, dear." she calmly responded, and returned to the transaction.

"god bless america!" the clerk said, with vigor.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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toot suit

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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are you a funktastic musician?

Are you a funktastic musician? If so, W.A.T. records could be the label for you! With names signed artists including megastars Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory, DJ Homeless, and MC Wizalt Whitman.

send your demos in today!!~

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker