October 7th, 2006

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Headline Jams: Vol. III

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  • Blogger's Anti-social Tendancies Cause Scuffle At Buckingham Palace
  • The Onion Still Making People Cry... With Joy
  • Two California Companies Suspected Of Inventing E. Coli Disease
  • North Korea Faces Plankton In Nautical Weapon Tests
  • Scuffle Ensues When Rick Santorum Insists He Has "Powerful, hard" Evidence On Mark Foley
  • Republican Party Diagnosed With Autoimmune Disorder
  • Sony recalls having a profit margin


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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my funky suckas

"yo yoyoyo yo!$~," i bellowed, "lad, cease this creasing at once!~"

but it was of no use, my young nephew, not yet having learned to talk, was crumbing the cherished gem of my antique map collection in his pudgy mitts.

don't repeat my mistakes. remember, folks: map collectors don't let map collectors babysit relatives.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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There's justice in this here oven mitt

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.

The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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glibbzizattzle kalumpl

zangle zaz zracklentleton kernatz mit zombitude wund der wat wahn, ich die klaberpolpimier gerwent 2 chunklfoffle gernotz, das wend und kermashle und kerkrushle.

yecht, mit i und beer und metagetarsles geresten mit elevation

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker